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Hole in One
Chapter 1: The Fantastical Slide
“I have an idea,” Hans said as he exploded into Valor’s kitchen.
Disappointingly, his brothers did not react to his glorious entrance.
Henry and Hudson passed a bottle of sparkling grape juice back and forth, drinking straight from the mouth of it.
“Is it a bad idea?” Henry asked with some interest.
“It’s a good idea.” Hans huffed indignantly. “My ideas are always good.”
“Can’t beat the target practice cape,” Hudson said, puffing out his chest. “Demon Master and his consort mated in their chambers for hours when I presented them with it.”
“Bet he landed many bull’s-eyes.” Henry leered.
Hudson waggled his eyebrows. “Onyx gave me a lighter infused with demon magic after that; he was so pleased.”
Hans frowned. “Valor hasn’t presented me with anything.”
“That’s because you have to earn it.” Henry opened the fridge and pulled out a whole blueberry cheesecake. He set it in the middle of the counter and handed out forks; the three of them dug into it. “Dragon Master doesn’t know we’re all off today. I think he would’ve regretted it if he knew.”
“Oh well,” Hudson said.
“So, you will tell me if my idea is good.” Hans straightened his shoulders. “I want Boss Master’s approval.”
Henry beckoned with his fingers, palm up. “Bring it on.”
Hans sucked in a deep breath. “I propose a sex slide. Where Samsen can slide down and Valor is at the end of it with his love rod waiting to impale his mate.”
Hudson and Henry both took on identical contemplative looks. It was always strange how similar their expressions were, considering that Henry loved looking like an old man with rheumy eyes, while Hudson’s appearance was that of a younger man with tiny horns on his forehead.
“It is risky.” Henry rubbed his chin. “With no… magical aid.”
“You don’t want his royal throbbingness to pierce the wrong thing,” Hudson agreed.
“What then?” Hans asked. It was the best idea he’d come up with all week!
“No one said you couldn’t add some magic to it.” Henry wriggled his brows madly. “With enough guidance, I bet we could pull a hole in one.”
All three of them cackled.
***
A week later, the three of them met again. This time, they had everything ready.
“They’re distracted in the backyard,” Hudson whispered.
Hans moved the slide contraption into Valor and Samsen’s bedroom, to the empty corner that seemed perfect for this gift.
The slide was made up of a medical exam bed with a sturdy plastic slide mounted on top of it. Thus, Valor would not have to bend his knees. He’d just have to stand upright and wait as Samsen slid down the slide…
Together, Hans and Hudson installed the stirrup rails. Because no one wanted to be hit in the face with a foot. This way, Samsen’s ankles would be anchored to his sides, sliding along with him on little wheels as he made his way down.
“We should start a side business,” Henry said thoughtfully when he got ready the pièce de résistance: a magical extendable condom rolled into a cock ring.
This, they’d need to demonstrate in person.
“We’re ready,” Henry announced.
“I hate that we have to make ourselves scarce,” Hudson said sagely. “But it is for the greater good of mankind.”
They hid themselves in the bathroom.
Hans hurried out excitedly to the backyard. “Boss Master! Boss’ consort! I have the most amazing gift for you.”
Valor raised a dubious eyebrow. “What is it?”
“You’ll have to leave the pups with Yaeger and Elson,” Hans said. “But I promise it is a sight for sore eyes.”
“My eyes are not sore,” Valor said. But he told the pups to play with Yaeger’s offspring, wrapped his arm around Samsen, and followed Hans upstairs to the bedroom. “Why are you bringing us to our bedroom?” And more suspiciously, “What’s in there? Why do I smell other people?”
“I needed help assembling it.” Hans waved grandly. “Behold!”
Valor and Samsen stared at the slide.
“What… is that?” Samsen whispered.
“It is a slide! You get on it. Naked.” Hans gestured at the slide. “There is another part to it that requires an in-person demonstration. Are you ready for it?”
Valor glanced warily at Hans. But he stalked around the slide, touching it, shaking it firmly to test its stability. “What are these for?” He tapped on a stirrup rail.
Hans beamed. “Those are for the ankle stirrups.”
Valor’s gaze shot back to the rails. He picked up the stirrups that were under the slide, attaching them to the rails. Then, he moved the stirrups back and forth. “I see,” he growled. “Get on there, Sparrow.”
Samsen flushed. “Now?”
“Hans still has one last part that needs demonstration. What is it?”
Hans produced the enchanted cock ring in its ziplock bag. “I call this the Guiding Rod. You, ah, affix it onto your throbbingness first. Then you pull the tip off, and insert it into the hole of your choice. It will guide the other end back to you.”
“This is your safety measure?” But Valor took the ziplock bag, flipping it back and forth. He took the cock ring out and sniffed at it, before looking pointedly at Samsen. “Need a lift?”
“Yes,” Samsen said.
With no shame at all, Valor hooked his fingers into Samsen’s pants, and stripped him from the waist down. Then he scooped Samsen up and deposited him on the top end of the slide. His smile grew as he strapped one of Samsen’s ankles into the stirrup, then the other ankle. Leaving Samsen completely bared between the legs.
“Oh, gods,” Samsen whispered, burying his face in his hands.
“I think you’re going to enjoy this,” Valor purred, pulling out his own cock. He didn’t take long to get hard, rolling the cock ring down to his base.
The Guiding Rod was made up of two parts: the insertable end was a thin sheath that unrolled over Valor’s tip and ended after a few inches, while the cock ring proceeded to roll all the way to Valor’s base. The two parts were joined by magic.
“You can’t see it, but both parts are connected,” Hans said. “You will feel it if you pull it off.”
Valor wrapped his hand around his tip and slid the sheath off; it held its shape in his fist, not collapsing at all. His eyebrows quirked.
Then, Valor drew the sheath away from his cock. “There is a connection,” he said with some surprise.
And he strode up next to Samsen, pushing the blunt tip into Samsen’s glistening hole. Samsen bit his lip, his own cock jerking straight up.
“Now you return to the end of the slide and allow your Boss Consort to slide down naturally,” Hans said with a twirl. “You will not break your throbbingness, because the sheath and ring both act as homing beacons. It is my greatest invention!”
Valor and Samsen exchanged a look. Then Samsen let go of the slide, and he slid all the way down, Valor’s cock sliding home. Both of them groaned.
“There!” Hans curtsied, pride swelling through his chest.
Valor pushed Samsen up the slide to arm’s length, and let him slide down again. Another hole-in-one. “Is there a way to change the angle on the slide?”
“There is a crank!” Hans pointed it out.
Valor turned the crank so the slide grew steep. He pushed Samsen up, and the next time Samsen landed on his cock, he whimpered.
“Yes,” Valor said. “I will need a hole at the tip of the sheath. I want to breed my mate. But this is working very well.”
It felt as though Hans’ heart was beaming, too.
He slipped off to the bathroom while Valor was distracted, joining Henry and Hudson. All three of them peeked out from behind the door.
“Success,” Hans said, bumping hips with his accomplices. “Do you think Valor will reward me?”
“I will if you get out of here,” Valor said without heat. “And take your brothers with you.”
All told, it was a good day.
Chapter 2: Shifted
Author’s note: This chapter contains shifted smut – Valor is a fully shifted wolf when he and Samsen get up to no good, so please only read this if you’re comfortable with that content!
The moon hung low in the sky. Samsen and his family raced through the forest, guided by Valor’s short barks for the pups to get back to the house.
The pups whined, but they ran alongside their huge Papa anyway, tails wagging, tongues lolling out of their mouths.
Next to them, Mazie ran on her own two legs, whooping and stumbling over the tree roots. With his teeth, Valor caught her by her jacket and set her back on her feet, keeping pace with her instead of running ahead.
Samsen was content to ride on Valor’s back, feeling the flex of his sinewy muscles, Valor’s short fur between his fingers. He loved full moon nights. Loved having their pups running with them, loved feeling the raw power of Valor’s shifted form between his legs.
Well. In the family-friendly way.
The constant rocking rubbed him against Valor’s fur, though. By the time they’d gotten back to the house, Samsen was squirming a little, wondering what it’d be like if Valor ever followed him to the bedroom like this.
Valor crouched close to the ground to let him dismount. Then he looked over his shoulder at Samsen, his eyes twinkling.
“Bedtime,” Samsen announced, grabbing the pups by the scruffs of their necks. “Wipe off your paws and get to bed.”
They always went to bed the fastest after a good run.
Samsen was grateful for that. He herded Mazie to her room, then trudged into the bedroom he shared with Valor, exhausted. But there was a tingle in his crotch that hadn’t fully gone away.
The door shut quietly behind them. Samsen crawled into bed, smiling when Valor—still in his wolf form—joined him, nosing at Samsen’s neck.
Valor liked sniffing at him as a wolf. He said his senses were sharper; he buried his nose in Samsen’s neck, then his armpits. Then he nosed down Samsen’s chest, shoving his snout between Samsen’s legs.
“I’m not sure why we haven’t done this before,” Samsen murmured breathlessly. He squirmed out of his clothes. “Do you think it’s weird?”
He spread his legs anyway, and Valor dragged his flat tongue up Samsen’s growing length, sending tingles through his body.
Valor licked him all over—between his legs, up his belly to his chest, flicking his nipples. Samsen was still nursing their youngest. At the wet, light friction, his nipples began to leak. Valor growled and lapped up the milk for a while, before nosing Samsen onto his front.
Through the years, his favorite position hadn’t changed. Samsen got onto his hands and knees, shivering when Valor pushed his nose between Samsen’s cheeks, licking at his hole.
He pushed his flat tongue inside. Samsen gasped.
“I c-can’t believe you’re doing this as a wolf.”
Valor huffed. And he continued to lick Samsen thoroughly, before licking his tight sac, and his dripping cock.
When Samsen reached behind himself, he found Valor’s cock pushed out of his sheath. It was different from its human counterpart; Valor’s wolf cock was pointed at the tip, and veiny. Also flushed red.
Would it feel the same going inside him? Samsen moaned and squeezed; Valor bucked his hips, that slippery length thrusting thick and hungry in his fist. Samsen grew slick.
With a growl, Valor mounted him, pushing his wolf cock between Samsen’s cheeks. It trailed precum all over his skin, squirting more onto his hole.
“Claim me,” Samsen whispered, his entire body taut with need.
Valor’s short fur pressed against his back. His sharp teeth were right next to Samsen’s face, his breath puffing out. And his paws—they were the size of Samsen’s hands. He ground his cock against Samsen’s hole again, lightly pushing, just testing its give.
Then he sank his teeth into Samsen’s shoulder and held him down, his pointed tip breaching Samsen’s body.
Valor thrust in the moment he felt Samsen yield. His cock plunged heavily inside, hot and big, and Samsen wheezed.
He was having sex with a wolf. With his wolf.
Valor’s teeth were gentle but firm on his shoulder, his hips bucking as he shoved every last inch into Samsen, stretching him completely.
“Fuck, it feels good,” Samsen breathed, grinding back onto him. Valor began to drill hard into him, his growls vibrating into Samsen’s back.
This was crazy. Being underneath an animal. Taking its cock.
Even though Samsen knew Valor could hear and understand him, this still sent a thrill through his body. He grew wetter than ever; he pushed his hips up at his mate in offering.
“Breed me,” Samsen whispered.
Valor growled, and his thrusts turned ferocious.
He shifted again above Samsen. Instead of turning back into a human, he hovered in his in-between form, with a wolf’s head and a furred, huge, humanoid body, and his cock grew even bigger inside Samsen.
Samsen wheezed, clenching around him, pleasure throbbing between his legs as Valor shoved his shoulders against the bed and began hammering deep into his ass.
“Mine,” Valor growled. “Mate. Mine.”
He clapped their hips together, trying to push even deeper even though his entire cock was already inside.
“I will fill you with cum,” Valor panted in his ear. “So much cum. Make you leak when I pull out tomorrow.”
“Yes, yes!” Samsen loved sleeping with Valor buried inside him. He loved being filled all the time, having his mate so close.
Valor fucked him so roughly into the mattress that his eyes rolled back and he came, and he only just managed to stifle his scream.
“Take my cock. Take all of it.” Valor ground hard against Samsen’s prostate and made him writhe.
His claws bit into Samsen’s skin; he gave a low, rumbling growl, and his thrusts turned short and uneven, desperate as his cock swelled even bigger. With a snarl, Valor came, fucking in deep as his warmth filled Samsen inside.
In this form, he produced even more cum than he did as a human. It stretched Samsen’s belly; it leaked out around his cock and dripped all over the bed. Samsen sobbed with pleasure, coming again when Valor’s knot swelled and pushed against his prostate.
“Mine.” Valor bit Samsen’s shoulder, right over his own bonding mark.
He kept nuzzling Samsen, rolling his hips to push his knot deeper inside. Samsen gasped and clutched at the sheets; he came again, Valor muffling his sounds with one paw.
When the pleasure finally subsided into a background hum, Valor turned them onto their sides, cuddling Samsen against his chest. “Time to sleep,” he murmured. “Best part of full moon night. Sleeping in bed with my mate.”
“One of the best parts,” Samsen amended. He snuggled closer to Valor, smiling when he felt Valor’s knot move inside his body, a reassuring weight that said, You are mine. “Time for sleep.”
“Goodnight, Sparrow,” Valor said into his hair, rubbing his paw back and forth over Samsen’s chest.
“Goodnight, my alpha,” Samsen said.
Tomorrow, they would wake up and get to live their lives with each other all over again. Samsen smiled, following Valor into dreamland.
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